June 27th, 2009

Pissy Manga Sanzo

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I wonder if I'll get in trouble from the apartment office if I hang a sign in my window next to the pool that says "A guy swam naked in the pool last night. Just wanted to let you know."

Yeah, I know, swim trunks or no, it doesn't really make a difference. I just find it funny. And no, it wasn't anyone I know. :P Though I hear the scene of the girl he was with tossing him his wet trunks that she'd just paraded around the pool with when the cop showed up was a sight to behold.

It'd at least get me a quiet evening. Haven't had one of those in months.

Everyone else wants rain to end the dry spell we've been having. I want it so all the parents of the shrill, screeching children will take their crotch-droppings indoors. Oh, and their own drunken, annoying, loud selves as well. That'd be nice.

THE POOL IS FIVE FUCKING FEET DEEP WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CANNONBALLS GOD I HOPE YOU HIT YOUR HEAD